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Post by WWJBCD on Jun 13, 2019 7:01:06 GMT -8
Hey, Johnny here. Due to overwhelming support and interest, the first-ever 30SPWC show has been announced for... I dunno, I'm guessing, like, next week? Let's say this Tuesday. I'll hand my cellphone over to your General Manager Mr. Numbers so he can elaborate.
Hello, I suppose I'm your GM as it were, and Mr. Bonecrusher has left it up to me to set this event up. Now, despite never having organized something like this, I feel that considering the size of the event, it'll be easy to wing it. Without further ado, as they say, here is the information regarding said event: Name: Blink and You'll Miss It Location: Pico Rivera, California Venue: the GuestHouse Inn and Suites' parking lot Time: 6:00pm PST Main Event:30SPWC Undisputed Heavyweight ChampionshipGeneric Heel (c) v. Bobbi London Your 30-second plea/rebuttal will occur during a commercial break on CTV3, a local channel. Thank you and happy hunting! - Johnny Bonecrusher and Numbers
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Post by WWJBCD on Jun 18, 2019 17:17:02 GMT -8
All right, folks, it's 6pm, and you know what that means:
It's time for the premiere event for this fledgling promotion 30SPWC, titled Blink and You'll Miss It!
Many of the people staying at the GuestHouse Inn & Suites in Pico Rivera were quite surprised and extremely angry that the parking lot was converted into a makeshift outdoor wrestling arena. It was rumored that Johnny Bonecrusher had to fork over even more money to calm the situation down.
Anyway, the audience consisted mostly of out-of-towners and gaming nerds coming from across the street where Psycho Turtle Collectibles is located.
Gary Gab had little recourse but to use a megaphone in lieu of not having a microphone, since GuestHouse refused to allow their power to be used. He also had to do double duty as the ring announcer, seeing as Johnny forgot to hire one.
The show began with Gary welcoming the crowd of 30 to 50 people, introduced himself, then Johnny Bonecrusher and Doctor Numbers.
Johnny hyped up the event by verbally abusing the very Undisputed Heavyweight Champion he himself crowned, Generic Heel.
It was said that Ambushin' Andy was backstage with the champ, but that's highly unlikely, considering there is no backstage area.
Anyway, Doctor Numbers sputters out a very nervous and quirky string of positivity that this event will promise the coming of many more to come.
Gary inadvertently interrupts Johnny by announcing referee Toots "Down The Middle" Dempsey, and gets chewed out for his efforts. Toots, taking this as a slight towards him, suffers a bout of dementia and karate chops Johnny who rolls out of the ring and isn't seen for the remainder of the night.
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Post by WWJBCD on Jun 18, 2019 17:45:40 GMT -8
Finally, Gary announces the main event and has to explain to the audience that yes, this is also the opening bout and the only match on the card. The crowd boos, but considering they didn't pay to watch this, they don't really have anything to complain about.
The Challenger, "Big Beautiful" Bobbi London comes out to barely audible music that isn't even her theme song. She appears to be a little confused at first, but then just shrugs and pantomimes a belt going around her waist.
Then the Champion comes out, Generic Heel, and is extra confused that the exact same music is playing. The belt around his waist, while certainly made of metal and leather for sure, seems like it was purchased off of one of those custom title belt websites.
He tries to say something through Gary's megaphone, but Bobbi snatches it from him, shouting "Fuck off cunt", much to the chagrin of many of the GuestHouse staff, people in attendance, passers-by, and neighboring areas. Many of the younger guys from the game shop continue Bobbi's catchphrase in the form of chants, and no one wants to eject them and make the so-called arena look even smaller.
Johnny forgot to supply a bell, so a fight breaks out and we're just having to accept that that's the beginning of the match.
The action is fast and furious, all things considered, slowing down only when Generic Heel pokes Bobbi in the eye. She screams like it really hurt... I mean, it really DID hurt, because it really happened...
Anyway, she goes into swing at anything mode, forgetting that she still has one working eye. And in that moment of clarity, she decks Generic Heel with such force that his mask twists to the side a little bit. He rolls out of the ring, both to readjust his mask and also favour his jaw.
Generic Heel tries to look under the ring for something to use to his advantage, but all he finds is two underage children hiding underneath.
So he grabs ahold of one of them, takes them inside the ring, and just as Bobbi is asking what he thinks he's going to do, he throws the child at her, and she's forced to catch them. Generic Heel then... does nothing, because drop kicking a child so that Bobbi would fall backwards might get everyone sent to prison.
So instead, he waits for her to turn around to drop the kid on the other side of the ropes so he can chop block her to one knee.
Bobbi headbutts Generic Heel in the groin, and as he's tenderly favouring his nether regions, she favours her knee.
Toots scolds Bobbi, and Bobbi reacts by hoisting him up on her shoulder and resting him on the corner turnbuckle, telling him to stay out of this.
When she turns around, Generic Heel quickly springs into action, kicks her in the gut, and motions for his piledriver...
However, whether it's his sore balls or what-have-you, he's unable to complete the move. Bobbi, however, is able to reposition Generic Heel, and hoists him up for the Bye Bye Barbie!
Generic Heel scrambles out of the ring in a daze, but is met with the parents of the kid he tried to use as a foreign object. In a rare case of where it's okay to put your hands on a wrestler, they work him over a little bit before throwing him back inside the ring.
Bobbi, picking her spots, has already given herself enough distance to execute a running variation of her Thunder From Down Under pinning legdrop!
Toots, ever the professional, hops off the corner turnbuckle in order to count the 1... 2... 3!!!
The crowd goes moderately, for lack of a better word, wild, as Gary Gab hands the 30SPWC Undisputed Heavyweight Championship over to Bobbi London, now the second-ever champion.
Doctor Numbers comes out to congratulate Bobbi, and asks if she has any final words. She takes the megaphone and busts out a freestyle so vulgar that the police are called in, and that's how the show ends!
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